i see what you did there 

A common turn of phrase on the internet, generally used as an expression of quiet, subdued admiration for one's wit. Especially appropriate after a particularly deft pun.

Person 1: You hear about that guy who stole all the plumbing fixtures from that house? He even took all the toilets. The police have nothing to go on.

Person 2: Heh. I see what you did there.

i see what you did there by TobyTheRobot July 28, 2007

i'm not here to fuck spiders 

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

i'm not here to fuck spiders by rahx April 9, 2015

I smell cap 

I sense a lie

1. Danny said he fucked ms.Richards
2. I smell cap Danny would never fuck a female he’s gay

I smell cap by B1th November 19, 2019

I accept the rules and agreements

The most used lie of the internet.

Yep, I accept the rules and agreements... yeah...

I accept the rules and agreements by UDawesome August 7, 2010

i wanna hug

What someone says when they want a hug. You must always hug them back. It is not a choice. This is the law of everything.

Fred: I wanna hug.
Nameless Evil: No way u ugly
*Nameless Evil is struck by lightning*
Nameless Evil: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUAAAAAGGGGHHHH!

i wanna hug by Bananapants Fred December 4, 2014

I Don't Know, Can You

A simple phrase, but usually uttered by trash human beings. Usually it is a sarcastic response after someone says "Can I ....... (Enter More Sentence Here)?" If someone says this near you, you may want to exclude them from your friend list.

Person 1: "Can I get a drink of water?"
Person 2: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

I Don't Know, Can You by Mr. EEEEEEE October 28, 2019