Up Hill Gardener

Paul Freeman

Paul Freeman was shoveling shit uphill on Friday in the Duke car park.

by Sharmane Ultra November 28, 2003

grafenberg

sexy, hot; a sexual person.

omg, that guy is so grafenberg innit!

by Felix standonberg April 8, 2005

grade A

The highest quality, refering to a girls ass.

"That is grade A quality meat"

by B-Stange April 14, 2003

gardenscape

A landscape that contains lots of greenery, usually located in somewhere urban like an office building or an airport.

I went to the airport today and saw that they added a few gardenscapes, it really made me feel more at home.

by Ricardo Fromage January 27, 2011

Garden

Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!

Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!

by SealingPhan April 19, 2009

garden hose

1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose.

2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.

1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"

Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."

2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."

by cpkay September 16, 2010

The Garden Fresh Special

Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.

Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005