GOAT of Basketball

Jordan is the GOAT.

Who’s the GOAT of basketball ? Jordan.

by Jordan + messi = Goat March 25, 2021

Mountain goats

A group of gay mountain bikers. Often seen frolicking gayfully during their excursions.

Indigenous to San Francisco, recently spotted on Sugarloaf Mountain.

The Mountain Goats are active today on Sugarloaf Mountain.

by Mountain Goatwiz June 10, 2019

goat penis

A penis that is short.
MY pen-is in a goat
"Damn he has a goat penis.

"Damn he has a goat penis.

by goat penis December 27, 2016

Goat Head

Sneakily getting another person to see, view, or glance at your testicles in order to gain the right of punching them in the shoulder as hard as possible.

You got goat headed! *Punches victim in shoulder*

by Breezylee October 22, 2020

below goat

A comment or behaviour that indicates the person responsible would get a brain size rating below goat in the Facebook/iPhone app, Who Has The Biggest Brain?

You totally sounded below goat when you were arguing with that chick about climate change before.

George Bush was definitely below goat.

by abovegoat December 13, 2009

goat run

When you pull your balls around your asshole, so then your balls are now by your ass.

I turned around and Ian showed me a good goat run.

by Hugh Geballs November 14, 2016

Scape goat

Someone who runs away from everything and blames it on someone else or something

Claudio Tolomeo is a scape goat
Goat as in the greatest of all time escape goats

by Crab trap June 20, 2022