Unified Dick Front

The UDF is a group of men who stick up and look out for one another. For too long have most men been going at it alone leaving us vastly outnumbered and vulnerable.

The UDF's is a brotherhood that serves as a forum for general relationship advise, do and don’t does, and offers a very BIAS point of view.

We follow fundamental rules of engagement such as:

1) The shitness Scale- what the lowest acceptable rating for dating, relationship, or casual encounter

2) The Ladder Theory- overcoming the "ur a great friend" vows.

3) Breakup/heartbreak Rules and Codes

4) General Pickup and Release 101
5) General Knowledge Transfers

6) The All Mighty Rules of Engagement

This isn’t a group against women, quit the contrary, all REAL men love and respect women. The UDF is created for the sole purpose of education and unification.

Johnny F. "Man i keep getting shut down, I am on a 6 month dry spell, help me Byran!"

Byran "Dude you need to join the Unified Dick Front, Trust me"

by Sinfamy June 3, 2010

click clack front and back

Phrase used by australian government to inform all drivers of vehicles that all passengers must put on a seatbelt
It is illegal not to put a seatbelt on in australia.

Click clack front and back is the sound of putting on a seatbelt in the front and back seats

by Steve.kun November 3, 2013

The Cold Front

When you submerge your dick and balls into ice cold water and once completely numb, fuck your girl.

“Bro last night was crazy, ‘the cold front’ came through while we were fucking.”

by Badday_18 September 1, 2018

i cant even front

Cant lie

I cant even front that I dont miss you

by anonymous July 10, 2021

front brush

furry triangular shape between a woman's legs

"i'm gunna have a growl up her front brush"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

front bits

the way a Brit explains breasts

did you see her front bits?

by hreg September 24, 2003

g front

acting like your a hip cat.

Look at the fool putting on that g front he is soft

by Brian May 13, 2005