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Yellow Flounder

A yellow flounder is what infantrymen in the vietnam war called the local prostitutes, referring to their race and lady parts.
"Boys, I'm going fishin' for some yellow flounder"- Mike Hunt 3rd infantry division member
by Moy Roore May 2, 2018
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taint fondler

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint
by theassman May 7, 2018
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Selectively fondled

Hand-picked; hand-selected.
“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”
by Compatibility Issue May 26, 2018
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the fondler

A guy that will fondl your balls every we’re you go. At you house ,restaurant , park, and work “HE” will mostly be there to fondle any boys balls by the name of Drake
Did you hear drake and the fondler we’re together in his room last night
by Slave holder 69 June 12, 2018
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Butthole Fondler

one who fondles with thebutthole

Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock
by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018
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Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.
Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.
by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018
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Ganthropic fondonifilitis

Something to say to make a person feel sympathy for you or to get out of something you have to do. (If they ask what it means just say your chest was smaller than normal when you were born and you have a hard time lifting things)
No I can’t I have Ganthropic fondonifilitis.

Whats that ?

My chest was smaller than average at birth and I have a hard time lifting things im sorry I can’t help you move your stuff.
by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
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