foreplay

The excuse par excellence if you are caught in the act of adultery.

Husband: YOU! What are you doing with my wife???
Adulterer: Well, seeing as I knew you were going to bone her later, I thought I would save you some trouble by doing the foreplay for you.
Husband: Oh, that's very considerate of you, old chap, you are such a true friend, etc etc

by Dr Pinch April 8, 2006

Forechecking

Checking in the offensive zone, with the intention of gaining control of the puck and setting up a scoring opportunity.

Ovechkin nailed Crosby on that forechecking!

by gr3ghammett October 22, 2010

Forever

A given amount of time, that never ends.
Generally used when describing how long an action will take place.

Karlee and I are going to be bestfriends forever!

by Strateejic December 4, 2011

chocolate forehead

noun - occurs when two people are engaged in a 69 sexual position, and the person on top unexpectedly defecates on the other person's forehead

Me and this girl were going at it in a 69 the other night, she was on top, and the next thing I know, she gives me the ol' chocolate forehead.

by The Dangerous Joe Crede August 4, 2007

A Foreigner

1. The act of sticking four fingers into the vagina or anus of an unknown woman.
2. The act of sticking one's fingers or toes inside an unknown person.

3. A person from a foreign country.

Little kid: hey dude last night I finger banged your sister.
Little Kid2: ha,ha so what, last night your mom let me bust A Foreigner on her old-horny ass!

by steve stephalonavich May 20, 2014

foredistance

The distance beyong the foreground.

Is that the Vet in the foredistance?

by Pot Luck McBeer April 1, 2003

foreign idiot

One of those new kids at school that becomes popular.

That stupid foreign idiot is already more popular than I am!!!

by EdEnIsBoReD December 22, 2008