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A level of total life failure that is all enveloping. One can be known to be a failvis by not only repeatedly failing at life in almost any aspect, but also being totally incapable of admitting to one's wrong doings, and genuinely not being able to understand what they are doing to cause such massive failure.
-"Hey did you hear Travis failed at committing suicide?"

-":facepalm"

-"Yeah he's in the hospital right now telling the doctor's how he's not going to pay his medical bills because it wasn't his fault he lived."

-"What a fucking Failvis"
Failvis by elzzifynneb March 24, 2009
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Failo Effect 

First coined by Invisible/FACEandLMS/MyFemaleEquivalentDoesntHaveToWork on PUAHate.

THE LOOKS SCALE

0 ----------- 3 ----------- 5 ----------- 7 -------------10 (less......>>>........... more attractivness)
FAILO EFFECT.........................................HALO EFFECT

The Halo effect is well known. We associate beautiful (tall, slim, good face, youthful hair, healthy youthful skin, etc) people with good qualities, such as confidence, fitness, charisma, less likely to commit crimes, more giving, better parents, more skillful, etc. We are more likely to remember a beautiful face. And when we do, we will be more likely to remember positive things about it.

We tend not to associate any qualities (as strongly) with average looking people - as most people are average looking. Looks are on a bell curve: very few people are really ugly, very few are really attractive - most hover around "average". We tend to be more neutral towards average looking people. We find them forgettable.

However, in contrast to the Halo effect, I coined the term "the FAILO effect". If you see an ugly man, who's short, balding, wrinkled skin, fat, and wearing thick glasses, you associate his ugly looks with negative qualities such as low self esteem, unfitness, no charisma, more likely to be a criminal, etc. You are more likely to remember the ugliest person you've ever seen than an average looking person. And along with that, you will most likely remember negative things about that person.
Brad Pitt walks up to a slim, young, beautiful woman and asks her out on a date:
Her: "Omigod, yes. What are you doing now? Wanna go somewhere?"
Him: "I be halo-effecting women on the daily, yo".

Danny DeVito walks up to a slim, young, beautiful woman and asks her out on a date:
Her: "Eew, creepy. Go away, you bald manlet".

Him: "I just can't get away from that Failo Effect."
Failo Effect by FACEandLMS December 19, 2013
Related Words

Cead Mile Failte 

A traditional Irish Gaelic greeting meaning "A Hundred Thousand Welcomes"

Cead- Hundred
Mile- Thousand
Failte- Welcome(s)

Something you might see on a sign at an airport when arriving in Ireland
Tom went to answer the knock at the door and hollered "Cead mile failte!" as he answered it and saw his family from over in the states.
Cead Mile Failte by yaboymd January 20, 2019

Twilight failz 

The many flaws in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, mainly that vampire don't exist, and even if they did, they would burn rather than sparkle in the sunlight. Oh, and the way Bella got pregnant without Edward having a hard-on. Hmm, mysterious little fucker, isn't he?
Bella: I think I'm pregnant.
Edward: No, you can't be, because I don't have a blood flow and therefore can't get a stiffy and can't knock you up, making "Breaking Dawn" pointless, as well as the rest of the series before it.
Bella: Right, I forgot how much Twilight failz.

test failed 

When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you
You ran out of ink, test failed
test failed by iddunno March 22, 2021

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010

abject failure 

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.
It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!