fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.

I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)

by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024

Fuck Fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

soup fairy

A secret person who is sends you soup over through the mail

You have some soup here. Looks like the soup fairy paid you a visit .

by mega900 February 22, 2017

Chocolate fairy

A girl that gives you chocolate for no apparent reason

“Insert conversation about something mentioning the chocolate fairy”
Oh the chocolate fairy! Ya she gave my chocolate in English class

by Some big fuck Olivia September 28, 2022

Fairy

A portmanteau of "fat" and "hairy."

Man, I need to lose some weight and shave, I feel so fairy.

by Fountain&Fairfax March 26, 2016

fairy

eijiro kirishima… or @eijiro.kirishimaofficial

damnnnnnNNNN KIRI IS A PRINCESS TWINK FAIRY

by thomasthetrain101 June 6, 2021

Pot Fairy

The lady whom occasionally makes edibles like brownies containing home grown indica.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.

The Pot Fairy is calling!

by Billy-Soo December 15, 2020