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Farty McPoopbottom

Basically as the word would imply, someone who has uncontrollable bodily functions in the area of flatulence and poopy stink. Someone who at any given time is known to release copious amounts of both stink farts and smelly poop, or both at the same time.

Farty McPoopbottom's usually tend to be somewhat overweight, but there are rare occasions when a normal size person may become a Farty McPoopbottom.
Guy 1: Man that movie was terrible.
Guy 2: Yeh seriously.
Guy 3: Hey did either one of you guys go in the bathroom at all? Smelled like Farty McPoopbottom in there.
Guy 2: Yeh it made me wana throw up it was so bad.
Guy 1: I didnt really think it smelled that bad.
Guy 3: Yeh well look at what your mom does to your home bathroom on a daily basis, no wonder it didnt smell that bad to you.
*Guy 1 punches Guy 3 in the face*
by Skidmark McGee August 30, 2007
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four finger fattie

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
by Jake March 17, 2004
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fattie

1: One who eats far too much in one sitting and is aware of their habit, but continues to chow.

2: A talentless bass guitar player from the foothills of the Allegheny mountain region who uses lessons as an excuse to meet girls. Early member of the growing trend of "hardcore" garage bands who can't play music but still garner radio play and media attention.
1: I know I asked for a super-size but I'm starting to feel like a fattie. Pass the salt.

2: Nick was only one lesson above the girl he was tutoring, but he could slap bass like the Fattie he is and that's good enough for her and his bandmates.
by Prof. Wreck May 24, 2007
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fattycakes

a word which i pulled from teen girl squad which is a name for some fat person. i call my friends fattycakes all the time. as im sure you would too, they love it.
amy - hey there my friend. and by my friend i mean fattycakes.
amy's friend - hey amy. man, i love being called fattycakes more than life itself.
by amy pettifer March 22, 2005
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fattitude

A fat chick throwing a lot of attitude, which makes you wonder why the hell are you at the receiving end, that too from a FAT chick.
Man, I'm having to put up with a lot of FATtitude these days.
by mayur June 11, 2006
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Fattire

Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.
Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!

Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.

Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.
by bwatson December 30, 2007
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farty-party

There are several guys in one room, every one of them having flatulence
"We had a farty-party yesterday and I was the DJ"
by something.like.a.phenomenon December 17, 2008
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