fake-fu 

1. A pathetic imitaion of martial arts. 2. A drunken version of something previously seen in a martial arts film and then attempted in real combat.

We got into with this guy at the bar and your boy busted out his fake-fu. He slipped in a puddle of beer trying to do a flying kick..

fake-fu by jack swaggah June 18, 2009

Facesurf 

To surf on facebook, viewing friends of friends of whom you do not know. Essentially people-watching.

Dude..i was facesurfing the other day, and there were so many hot chicks that i DIDN'T know...

Facesurf by 4daptor September 18, 2009

facespacetwitten 

vwhen one is using facebook, myspace, and twitter all at once.

I have a new friend request on myspace, a new status comment on facebook, and a new follower on Twitter; therefore, I am facespacetwitten.

facespacetwitten by fromthesea December 2, 2009

Facesibling 

A person filed under "brother" or "sister" on a Facebook profile that has no real blood or legal relationship with the profile owner, but given a deep intimacy or friendship by a mutual agreemeent each of the parties gains this title. Its effects are limited to Facebook.

Derived from Facebook + sibling.

See also Facebrother, Facesister.

A:Hello Elizabeth, the other day i was reading your facebook site, and i was surprised to read you have *two* sisters, as your mother told me that she had only two daughters. Is she a step sister, or uterine sibling, or quarter sibling?
B:No Mr Harrison, none othe above, she is just my Facesibling, it's just a Facebook thing.

Facesibling by keichix February 17, 2010

Fake Practice 

The act of pretending to study for a test such as the SAT but actually playing Sims 3 with all volumes off. Usually results with bad reflexes when someone walks in the door to see your SAT book closed and your face on the screen. It usually causes an awkward moment, stuttering and a bad lie which gets you in even more trouble.

*Mom walks into room*
Mom: What are you doing?
Guilty: I-am-just-watching-the-SAT-tutorial
Mom: That was a Fake Practice right there. You're grounded!

Fake Practice by Papapapokerface23 June 21, 2010

Fake Plate 

The fake plating they put on brass and sell on Auction sites as real.It could be Silver or Gold plating on brass or some other non precious metal.

John "I got this on KneeBay for 3$ and it's an awesome necklace!"
Smith "I'm glad you're happy with your Fake Plate necklace!"

Fake Plate by MarkDB1973 July 21, 2010

Facespeedbooking 

Someone who pretends to like everything they "like" and mean everything they comment, but they're truly just trying to win the unspoken race of the fastest facebooker.

Yeah, she's a pro at Facespeedbooking.

Facespeedbooking by Prodigy Panda June 18, 2011