Earth

is flat

the Earth is flat

by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 23, 2018

earthquakay

An earthquakay is a really big shaky of the ground. It commonly causes wavays to occur. It's also commonly mistaken with a earthquake.

Oh shit a earthquakay

by Xxyeah10 March 5, 2018

Earth Chan

Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.

Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018

Earth Keef

Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.

“What’s that?” ‘Oh, that’s just some earth keef , don’t worry bout it’

by BlandersoonCooper May 16, 2018

earthshit

When you have to take a shit so bad you feel like your going to shit out the earth.

Person 1: My stomach hurts so bad i think im having an earthshit.

Person 2: Man you better get to the toilet.

by ya boi6942069 May 16, 2018

Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.

Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 13, 2018

Earth

A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.

Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously

by Phoeboop July 16, 2018