donkey-licked

to be defeated convincingly.

Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.

In 2012, New Zealand were donkey-licked 38-21 by England at Twickenham.

by mum61e November 16, 2013

donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.

Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013

donkey blessed

Having a large penis.

Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"

by Hugo-h12 January 24, 2014

donkey rubber

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked

Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.

by riccoungaretti April 6, 2014

Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.

The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!

by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014

donkeyface

A donkeyface is one who believes he/she can engage in extreme behavior without repercussions. It is a reference to the beloved children's classic Pinocchio.

The Land of Toys is a fictional location in the Italian novel The Adventures of Pinocchio (1883). It is disguised as a haven for boys, although girls are lured there as well in some versions. In the Disney film adaptation of the novel, the land is renamed as Pleasure Island.

Pleasure Island serves as a haven for wayward boys and girls, allowing them to act as they please without recrimination. However, the truer and more sinister purpose of Pleasure Island is eventually revealed as it begins to physically transform the children into donkeys, apparently by means of a curse.

"That skank bizzo is a straight-up donkeyface; look at how she's throwing her cootch all over town..."

by DakotaRandy March 6, 2015

donkey cartel

a straight up nigga from out the 704.

yo my nigga donkey cartel is droppin the hottest mixtape of 2015. peep dat shit

by Worldwide Nigga April 5, 2016