What does it matter

The same sort of joke as ( Who Cares)
But a way to incorporate what.

Wait WHAT were you saying?
Well I was saying… - WHAT DOES IT MATTER!!

by Anonymouspenguin67 July 1, 2025

Great dodecahedron

A regular polyhedron with 12 pentagonal sides with 5 pentagons meeting at a vertex, circling twice around said vertex.

The great dodecahedron is one of four Kepler-Poinsot polyhedra.

by 19521chaos July 21, 2025

Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!

Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

When does it end

It doesn't. They plan on doing this to me until I kill your kids or die. They don't care what effect it has on me because I am not them. And THEY can't sue the company we work for what what I am doing to THEM. Because I am not doing it to THEM. So THIER shit isn't getting stolen. And THEY aren't being denied a settlement.

Hym "When does it end? That's the best part Mark! It doesn't! It doesn't matter if you change jobs or wait 15 years, they just keep doing it until you murder their kids for it! That's WHY the school shootings. That's WHY the soldiers kills 5 other soldiers. That's WHY the college student steals his police officer mom's gun and murders his classmates. Because not everyone is as patient as I am. And even my patience isn't limitless. I want you to go. This is a VERY SPECIFIC THING that is happening to me. I want you to count the number of times this VERY SPECIFIC THING... Has gotten you all shot in the face. And then I want you at ask yourself, how many times does that need to happen? You're not getting what you want out of this. I'm not going to jail without murdering your kids first and NOW... It might already be too late. So, when Liane looks at Brian and Emily and says 'That's enough' what does that mean? When a customer comes in and tells Rick 'that's enough' what is she talking about? They ate talking about that harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and if THEY are saying it, why is Amy Foles not using her authority to make it happen? If they do not get sued, your kids get murdered. That is all. That is how this need to work. They ALL need to get fired. They need to get sued. And then I'm going to quit after I have their money. And then they can deal with not having any employees left."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025

Why does it only work for men?

Fat cocks? Women need to get tossed into the fat cock blender or it's patriarchy? Ok.

Hym "Why does it only work for men? Because there aren't enough fat cocks to go around. So it gets the not fat-cocks. But is it were to work for women, what would it look like? They fuck all of the fat cocks and then get free money from the men they didn't fuck. That's how women want dating to be. Everyone around you pays you to get shlonged by fat cocks. It's pornstar without the stigma."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2025

It doesn't need to

Because illegal immigration isn't as bad as you are trying to make it seem.

Hym "Give me a fuck break asshole, I am between an ambulance and like some extracurricular medical attention to all times. Seriously, why don't you pay me like a fucking doctor if you want me to diagnosis myself? Dr. Hym. First diagnosis: Not fucking TMJ. I mean, can you believe this guy? If you were paying me like a doctor we all wouldn't be here right now, would we? Alright? Do you get it? You need really gotta relax with that shit. It doesn't need to be whatever you're trying to say it need to be to be legitimate. It involves real anecdotes from my real life and real memories. There is only 1 guy here. I don't see how my role in my thing is any different from your role in your thing, except, mine is better and you're getting paid and your dick sucked for being worse."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025