dog's age

A country term referring to a period of time roughly equal to 10-15 years, but really just means a long time. Similar to coon's age.

(From "The Waterboy")
Mama: "Why you home so early, my precious angel?"
Bobby Boucher: "Mama, somethin' bad
happened today."
Mama: "Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt
you? You tell Mama who hurt you."
Bobby Boucher: "Nobody, Mama. It's just that...I lost my position as the team's
water distribution engineer."
Mama: "Why, that's the best news I've heard in a dog's age. Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong."

by Nicholas D March 17, 2009

Dog Face Gremlin

A really ugly girl you pick up at a bar when you are in a slump and just want some ass.

steve and james got shitfaced at the bar last night and slump busted with a couple of dog face gremlins.

by Steve U. August 3, 2006

Dog Sock

The foreskin of a K-9.

Look at how saggy that dogs (dog sock) is.

by CromwellsWorld June 14, 2011

dog bandit

Judeo/Christian/Muslim substitute for the infidel phrase "God damn it!".

As I appraoched our bedroom I heard a shout.

"Dog bandit! Where's my condom?", exclaimed Roger Moore as Heidi Fleiss laid naked on her back with her ankles to her ears.

by Michael "Michelle" Moore May 30, 2006

dog's breakfast

An unappealing mixture of many things... a hodgepodge... a disorganzined mess... but probably still usable (or consumable in the case of food.) From the idea that a dog will eat anything and feeding it a mixture of whatever is on hand. (Unappealing because only the dog finds its breakfast appealing... if you see or smell the dog food in the morning, as you're feeding the dog, it may well turn your stomach.)

Those contractors didn't do very good work and the made a real dog's breakfast of that job

by PlaceHolder June 16, 2004

dog and pony show

Pretending to be something you're not or doing something that you want people to think is important when it really isn't.

HR person showing the "new guy" around and pretending her job has importance.

"What a dog and pony show she is putting on"

by Steve S September 14, 2005

dog water

when your buttfucking ass at videogames

bro stfu your dog water

by megagayisland January 10, 2021