dirty guacamole

When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around

Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.

by PeanutButterCumDumpster August 3, 2019

Dirty Mic

After receiving oral sex your partner leaves without cleaning off your cock

She left me sitting here with a dirty Mic

by King Mike Da Dom December 4, 2019

dirty car wash

A sex move that is like no other. I, Carwash7576, am inventing a sex move. Kinda like a gang bang, but not really. There has to be 3 people there, at least 2 males. One male on the left side, one male on the right side, and they both jerk off at the same time in a speed test, and the third person is waiting for them to orgasm while doing their own thing. When the 2 males are about to orgasm, the third person runs in the middle, and gets a “dirty car wash” the person running in the middle, has to go back and forth between sucking on the dicks after the initial carwash. When the 3rd person is sucking on the dick, the other dick goes inside. It ends by putting your clothes on, walking out, and acting like it never happened. After the dirty car wash takes place, it’s never spoken of again, and you will never be the same. Ever.

Girl one: “Ew. Why do you smell so bad?”
Girl two: “I’m not really supposed to talk about it, but I did a Dirty Car Wash with Kyle and Chad.”
Girl one: “Oh shit. No wonder you smell like fish.”
Girl two: “What the fuck? The Dirty Car Wash is the best thing i’ve ever done!”
Random girl: “The fucking what?”

by carwash7576 January 11, 2020

dirty gilly

to insert your whole foot in your partners ass with no consent

i was sleeping with this bitch and she pulled a dirty gilly on me

by dickstuckonkeyboardpleasehelp February 24, 2020

Dirty Raad

When you dip your tongue in hot sauce and tongue fuck a girls butthole causing her to lunge forward and knocking herself out on your headboard. You then pound her ass like you did back when you were in college at WSU.

I pulled a Dirty Raad on that sorority girl. She won’t be able to sit for a week.

by Real Deal 2 April 7, 2020

dirty lake

A type of sexual intercourse when two migits run a train on a large women

Me and tiny Tim wanna run a train on Samantha?
Oh you mean a dirty lake?

by Bigcocka123 April 14, 2020

Dirty Stone

The act of drinking and becoming depressed after sex, going to your bestfriend and cryibg about the wrong person with your dick out.

"Dude you were so wasted you started doing a dirty stone last night"

by Odioussnowman20 April 15, 2020