pulling a David

avoiding a task at all costs

“imma be pulling a David in maths today”

by waz uppppppp?!? November 7, 2019

David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"

Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MacXP June 1, 2018

Bente David

dagi

Bente David dagi

by kukiharcos January 20, 2022

David Tennant

David Tennant is a Scottish actor who has played half of all characters ever created but is especially known for the Tenth Doctor, DI Hardy and the demon Crowley. The last role especially is often considered his sexiest for obvious reasons

David Tennant strutted around a lot on the Good Omens set

Oh my God! Have you SEEN David Tennant as Crowley?

by FlamingBentleyGoVroom September 13, 2020

David Block

A Vietnamese / Cambodian slang for a long block of road. Usually takes around 30 minute walk or 5 minute drive.

Yooo, the place isn’t that far, it is about a David Block.

by Fan dancer August 28, 2023

Dammit David

An exasperated exclamation made towards an individual blaming said individual for phenomena that are beyond the limit of anyone's control.

Aw man, it's raining again. Dammit David!

by Chadouken June 9, 2019

David Wolfe

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.

David Wolfe is a fucking tool.

by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018