donkey sausage

when a girl shits on a plate, microwaves it, then rolls around in it screaming "DONKEY SAUSAGE DONKEY SAUSAGE!". Kinda similar to steamroller.

A girl did Donkey Sausage on the Opie and Anthoney show on XM Radio.

by Brenjt October 16, 2006

Donkey

Slang for ketamine; derives from the misconception that ketamine is a horse tranquiliser.

i wanna get mashed on some donkey.

by muggyoffer January 5, 2011

donkey

a member of the horse family. Donkeys have been used for transportation of supplies, pulling wagons, and, and as riding animals. They may also be used for farm tillage, threshing, raising water, milling etc. Mixing of a male donkey AKA (Jack) and a female horse AKA (jenny) produces a Mule.

Pin the tail on the donkey.

by baxstabber January 12, 2010

donkey jacket

an extra large condom

bitch was ready to go I had to put on my donkey jacket

by beeznutz1 February 21, 2010

mark of the swamp donkey

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.

"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"

by ArmyDave January 8, 2007

going down the donkey trail

When a heterosexual woman is ready to take the plunge and go down on another woman.

Jessica said even though she enjoys strip clubs, she's not ready for going down the donkey trail.

by Leo VaJJ March 29, 2011

DONKEY PUNCH

While engaging in anal sex the male strikes the woman firmly and unannounced to the back of the head, this may cause an involuntary vagal nerve response of contractions most likely from both shock and the blow. this is a hard to research myth or legend that seems to have a life of its own. i think this is a poorly thought out act and potentially risky. it happened to me and i think it was the anticipatory build up that gave him the big orgasm. I had something like a dictal event.

" yah out of the blue i Fed Ex'd Maddy a donkey punch.. she went like ULLK...and twitched ...it freaking took her like 30 minutes to rewire..

by MADELINEB January 27, 2008