School dad

A male teacher that doesn't treat someone like a student, but rather like their own kid. Gets protective of them and has a tight bond.

Mr.Smith is my school dad!

by Applejack53 June 12, 2022

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022

Shepard’s Dad

As you may know if you go to WEBSTER’S CONERS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, Shepard’s dad has left the space time continuum. There is no way to. Get to him physically, so you must use an interdimensional portal, and even then he is not easy to see. Good luck, and goodbye for now.

Tanner: Hey Shepard, knock knock!
Shepard: who’s there?
Tanner: not Shepard’s dad.
Shepard: *beats Tanner into the ground*

by Mr. McNugget February 17, 2022

toad's dad

this guy claims to love his wife but he always rapes his sons brian and stinky not joe though b/c he is cool. he makes brain suck his cock while stinky eats out his asshole... his wife likes the pussy as well

why is toad's dad a son fucking wierdo

by kinger splash February 6, 2005

dad-gummit

"gumming" something was a reference to chewing on something, popularly it used to be a reference to toothless old hillbilly men arguing with each other. Today it's used as a term of disgust, along the line as, "oh, for Pete's Sake!", or, "For crying out loud!". It's proper use is more along the lines of, "shut up!" as in, "go chew on something to keep your mouth busy so you're not bothering me."

"Dad gum it and leave me alone." (Dad-gummit, leave me alone!)

by Alastonia Dubhlinn October 13, 2006

dad's salt

A special, secret, blend of salts manufactured by my father

I will now sprinkle a large amount of dad's salt onto my noodles.

by MrWamosh May 11, 2004

step dad

What kids call the man their divorced mother remarried. See: Step Father Or asshole
He is a complete jerkoff and abuses his power over his step children.
They are usually calling their wife "baby" or anything stupid along those lines.

Person A: B, can you come over my house today?

Person B: Naw, the asshole thought it would be nice to groud me this summer for not doing one of my chores.

by Stabby91 July 7, 2005