Chernet’s dad

Chernet’s dad lives in Cleveland, Ohio. He drops the soap on purpose and goes to Ohio university. Only thing ever heard outside of Ohio was him begging for help in a TikTok but since than, that TikTok has been deleted.
Person 1: Did you hear about Chernet’s dad?
Person 2: He doesn’t exist. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
by chernetslonglostfakedad December 02, 2022
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dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on
Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period
by Pratt dad March 27, 2017
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dad nap

A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm
Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.
by Mo1996 October 08, 2020
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toad's dad

this guy claims to love his wife but he always rapes his sons brian and stinky not joe though b/c he is cool. he makes brain suck his cock while stinky eats out his asshole... his wife likes the pussy as well
why is toad's dad a son fucking wierdo
by kinger splash February 06, 2005
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dad-gummit

"gumming" something was a reference to chewing on something, popularly it used to be a reference to toothless old hillbilly men arguing with each other. Today it's used as a term of disgust, along the line as, "oh, for Pete's Sake!", or, "For crying out loud!". It's proper use is more along the lines of, "shut up!" as in, "go chew on something to keep your mouth busy so you're not bothering me."
"Dad gum it and leave me alone." (Dad-gummit, leave me alone!)
by Alastonia Dubhlinn October 13, 2006
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dad's salt

A special, secret, blend of salts manufactured by my father
I will now sprinkle a large amount of dad's salt onto my noodles.
by MrWamosh May 12, 2004
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step dad

What kids call the man their divorced mother remarried. See: Step Father Or asshole
He is a complete jerkoff and abuses his power over his step children.
They are usually calling their wife "baby" or anything stupid along those lines.
Person A: B, can you come over my house today?

Person B: Naw, the asshole thought it would be nice to groud me this summer for not doing one of my chores.
by Stabby91 June 27, 2005
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