Chrunchy

A terrible mispronunciation of the word crunchy.

Man 1: wow that fish was weird!
Man 2: yeah, why was it chrunchy?

by Squidwards_nan December 4, 2019

Crönchy Dick

Male symptoms of an STD given to him from a girl belonging to the skreetz

“Damn, that hoe Karen gave me Crönchy Dick”

by TheClapster April 3, 2020

cronch

cultured cricket

"abslidicrous cronch you get there, mate"

by bro, be a secure chicken December 2, 2020

Cunch Punt

The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.

Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.

by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021

Chunch Wagon

A van full of undocumented immigrants (usually of the Mexican persuasion) headed to a construction job site. The van must contain at least 10 illegals to be considered a wagon of the CHUNCH variety.

Me: “Hey bro, I spotted a fleet of chunch wagons headed towards that new apartment complex being built on Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard”

Friend: “Lmao the bean brigade is at it again”

by chunchlord July 25, 2021

Chunch Wagon

A van full of undocumented immigrants (usually of the Mexican persuasion) headed to a construction job site. The van must contain at least 10 illegals to be considered a wagon of the CHUNCH variety.

Me: “Hey bro, I spotted a fleet of chunch wagons headed towards that new apartment complex being built on Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard”

Friend: “Lmao the bean brigade is at it again”

by chunchlord July 25, 2021

Crutch

A crutch is a tool or gimmick used for making a job easier than to use the "meta" or the "trend"
It's like training wheels on a bike they help you learn but once you actually learn to bike you just use them to go easier on yourself.

Paul: Damn Bryan is good at math but he uses a calculator?
Lukas: I know right what a crutch!

by Das Welt August 1, 2021