Crab Bait

A hot woman who picks up guys even though she knows she has pubic crabs.

"Dude that girl is so hot."

''Yeah but shes crab bait"

by titsmcgee9999 September 24, 2011

The Crab Man

An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.

Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!

by Themethking September 25, 2018

Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

Crab line

A line of Pubic hair from the belly button to the pubic line.

Crabs refer to the STI, the line refers to the catch

Dude, shave your crab line

Australian term: snail trail

by Miss Granny Smith December 31, 2015

Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF

Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…

by anonymous August 21, 2023

crab shellin'

a state of mind while under the influence of the dankiest dank, where you feel as if you are running around in your body.

"Holy shit, I'm crab shellin' tough"

by balls in my throat January 16, 2009

Crabbing

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements (like a crab) to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.

person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"

by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024