courtesy cum

When one ejaculates politely on to someone's body as opposed to inside of them.

"i was gunna pull out and courtesy cum on ur cute tits / but now i think im jus gunna cum inside u"

by NymphyNymph November 3, 2013

Courtney

An extremely sexy and beautiful woman, who is very picky about her men but always seems to date men named Jake.

guy 1- damn that chick is hot, she must be a Courtney
Guy 2- yeah, that's Courtney alright. But she's already dating Jake.

by Extremeathleteandwomanlover May 3, 2016

Courtesy wipe

I like to call it a courtesy wipe when a guy wipes the rim of the toilet where they dribble and before it runs down the front of the toilet bowl. Of course, the only males I know that do this are gay. Bless them.

Your aim sucks, do a freaking courtesy wipe.

by Queen Mama 2 May 19, 2016

Courtney

She is the most amazing , beautiful,smart , sexy and has the best personality you every find.

She is good in the bed
She liked dirty sometimes

She the best person you will always what to have and never want to let go

She will change ur life forever and u won't stop loving her because of how amazing she is

She will be the best thing in ur life

Hey I'm so fckin glad I have Courtney she is the best thing that ever happen to me and always will be mine because I will never let her go

by Lover Boi September 11, 2016

Courtney

Courtney is a girl with a Beautiful face and a sexy body. You can trust her with anything, but beware if you say the smallest thing that offends her it will take a long time for her to like you again. Courtney's usually have a best friend that starts with an 'i' or a 'z'. She is a unique person and only chooses perfect people as her friends. Sadly, although she has a good body she is flat chested

Courtney is my bestest friend but she has no boobs

by Ok.person101 June 4, 2017

courtesy flannel

The most necessary article of clothing when attending a movie. The flannel is then used to conceal any vulgar activities done underneath it. Therefore, one is courteous by using this article of clothing. Used as a prefix, courtesy can be applied to many other terms (courtesy pontoon, courtesy car, etc). Courtesy can also be used as a verb.

A courtesy flannel may be too straightforward on the first date.

“Wow, did they really courtesy on the pontoon boat? Classy.”

by iheartavacado June 9, 2018

Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.

Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.

by Butter Mike October 20, 2018