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Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!
by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022
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Fictional country

Palestine is a fictional country which doesn't exist. It is just a fantasy created by some Arabs who wants to steal the land of Israel and ripped off the flag of Jordan (not even creative af)
by Zionistman42069 January 2, 2025
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Country Music

"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"
have you heard that key and peele tried making country music
by Word_God September 30, 2023
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for my Country

Meaning you Would only do a chick if She had a flag over her face
Ex. Well I would only do her for my Country
Ex2. I do it for my Country
by Mighty Guy January 11, 2009
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country motherfucker

by Jdhead69 October 17, 2022
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New Polynomers Country

A Discord server, owned and created by Polygon donut. because the original server had been hacked by a fucking roblox scam link
its cool server 👍😂😹
join it or i will bring you into pongon basement
polynomer 1: man i wonder what happened before New Polynomers Country was created
polynomer 2 (10th member): nothing happened.
by jarbedious jarmelious 2nd jr September 7, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Was Not Even Dong Graffiti And The Country Of Galicia stated I Singlehandly stopped hip-Hop<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Was Not Even Dong Graffiti And The Country Of Galicia stated I Singlehandly stopped hip-Hop<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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