Overly cautious self quarantine of potential corona virus even though it’s only a cold doing the rounds from work or that sore throat from the overly air conditioned plane you just caught which may or may not have had someone with corona virus on.
by Crafty-Cockney March 6, 2020
Get the Cornered mug.A modified/more complex version of the Alaskan Pipeline, where instead of deficating into a condom and freezing it. Instead you use a stick to show up your bum while deficating on said stick you then wrap the condom around the poop and put in the freezer for later use.
Mike decided an Alaskan Corndog would work best instead of an Alaskan Pipeline seeing that the stick would give more grip for more vigorous pleasure.
by LS223 February 10, 2017
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by lolofoshosho April 11, 2016
Get the rounding the corner mug.A term used to describe the intangible, perceived corners of Facebook. They do not actually exist - a popular misconception among Facebook users.
by Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook October 15, 2010
Get the Facebook Corner mug.Originally a Malapropsim posted by a person on Craigslist, "coned" is like "boned" but much worse, the implication that you've been reamed, but, since leaving a cone-like hole, it's 'boning' on a much larger scale.
"I guess we're boned," said party x. "No, it's much worse, do you see that semi? We're pretty much coned."
by Alan Smithee the first July 27, 2009
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