Columbian blowjob

When you do a line a coke of of your partners dick and then blow them

She gave me a Columbian blowjob

by Julia lupercio October 14, 2015

columbian reach-around

The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.

The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.

by Mr Carl December 28, 2015

columbian pattycake

When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.

Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.

by TeddyBearGuru97 January 30, 2016

Columbian Special

Usually used in the workplace. The act of filling one's rectum with cocaine, then waiting for the perfect moment to fart it out into someone's eyes. This is a defensive mechanism primarily used by wealthy stock brokers, or gay "bottoms" in a crisis.

Damn did you see Craig Columbian Special that guy?
Yeah man hes one crazy mother fucker.

by CraigIsInnocent September 8, 2016

columbian rocky

A type of mental brutal coke that will waxxa your lips off.

Here me and me uncle john had a lowd of that columbian rocky last night haw.

by siggb-nareik-auhsoj July 24, 2016

Columbian Cornballer

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.

Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!

by Habaneroito May 31, 2016

columbian moving van

A large trail of cocaine being snorted by a group.

We drove the columbian moving van last night.

by fuckingendme July 18, 2016