Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? April 04, 2014

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poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh

poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh is an iconic phrase derived from the song "Pon mi" by the artist Shenseea. This phrase gained its popukarity on floptok

straight boys after they let one drop of water in between their asscheeks: poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh

by Mr. Coolnivers June 07, 2022

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Clean Queen

noun. A female who never curses and almost never talks about inappropriate topics(like me!)

Prima- Bad words can buzz off.

Segunda- I think you mean **** off!

Prima- Keep it clean! *virtually shoves soap into Segunda's mouth*

Nika is so cute because she is the Clean Queen of America! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!! X3

by DigiGirl02 August 02, 2023

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luke clean

When something is kinda clean but not clean clean

Those dishes are luke clean. There's no visible food on them but I still wouldn't eat off them.

by Differentbutsamesame January 25, 2016

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stamp clean

When a parking lot of a food store is clean of all receipts on the 1st to the 5th of every month, as people with food stamps pick up cash purchased receipts left on the ground and in trash cans to buy food stamp items and return them with receipts they found that were paid by cash.

Look at the WalMart parking lot, that m#$%erf#$%er is stamp clean.

by attila t hun December 01, 2011

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