When you have a boner because you gotta take a piss but then you get offered a blowjob and obviously you can't refuse. Then instead of cumming in her mouth you piss in her mouth. Hell it's all the same to you right.
"Yo so last night I'm taking a shit when Jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but I had a hard on because I had to take a wee. So then instead of jizzing I pissed. It was a real chips ahoy she got pissed."
"your fucked up."
"your fucked up."
by cockcussion May 12, 2009
Get the Chips Ahoy mug.A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.
Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.
by gothictom January 25, 2011
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by Noah October 2, 2004
Get the Poppin' Chips mug.An underhanded prank, this is the act of secretly inserting someone's chapstick into your rectum, moving it in and out to the beat of a train song, and returning it to their possession without informing them of the despicable act.
by yottabad July 11, 2011
Get the Chattanooga Chapstick mug.To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank
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Get the chips mug.A womens poker game. fish being the pungeant odor originating from their snatch, and of course the betting chips. therefore, you have fish n chips.
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