Crispy Chimney

- See Creamy Chimney

It's essentially the same as the creamy chimney, but the cigar is inserted backwards.

She screamed in ecstasy when she experienced the burning sensation of the crispy chimney.

by The Soapy Ferret February 20, 2009

Sleeping Chimichanga

n. when your love partner puts chile verde (green chile) hot sauce on their finger(s) and inserts them into an oraface of yours, without prior consent

I will never again sleep face down since the night I awoke to my wife giving me a Sleeping Chimichanga.

by Pedro_DePacas February 26, 2009

Nog Chimpa

Scent of a monkey's scalp.

I think I'm going to go to the zoo and smell me some nog chimpa.

by CuteBob February 16, 2010

The Chimney Sweep

The act of putting a sock on your hard dick and shoving it down a girl's throat.

I gave Stacy The Chimney Sweep last night.

by Guysmibs March 4, 2012

put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.

That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!

by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006

chimerical

Amazing or fantastic, special, very cool, or unexpected.

"Making up your own slang form of a language is chimerical."

by Leb January 31, 2004

chimp dance

When one is very desperate to use the toilet in order to shit, but it is already occupied. This is the agonised dance performed, hopping from one leg to the other, going "oooo oooo owwww oooww oooo!" and pulling a grotesque face. Like an angry chimp in a zoo.

Dude 1: "My new chick spends hours in the bathroom doing her face. I'm left outside doing the chimp dance every morning!"
Dude 2: "Bad shit, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007