The Ultimate Man, the Chad to out Chad all Chads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would immediately orgasm. His jawline is a perfect 116 degrees. The absolute Chad to end all absolute Chads. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? This man will kidnap her and give her the most severe case of stockholm syndrome that has ever been seen to man. Next to this superior human you will look like the weakest soy boy faggot in history. TL;DR: This man is an absolute Chad x100000.
by Captaind00m May 18, 2022
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Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?
Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.
Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.
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Get the Captainhowdie mug.One could be considered โcaptain of the silly teamโ if they are furiously inebriated at a function. Taking substances such as drugs or alcohol with the pals often cause users to act suspiciously silly, hence the inclusion of silliness in the name. You can also be considered Co-captain of the silly team, and any other rank can follow suit.
Dave was definitely the Captain of the Silly Team last night. My boy nearly tried to operate heavy machinery!
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