Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

by Bosami November 19, 2013

L'chai-im

The word used in Jewish toasts, "l'" meaning "to" and "chaim" meaning "life."

Fiddler on the Roof: "To life, to life, l'chai-im, l'chaim, l'chaim to life."

Mary: L'hame everyone
Adam: No Mary, it's "l'ccchhhaim," like you've got a piece of popcorn lodged in your throat.

by L Cali December 28, 2005

ceairra

Is a woman who is top boss,QUEEN, she never rest until enough money is made, she tends to be a little crazy, never care to slap a bitch first and ask questions later ; in charge ; classy bitch; a goof ball; loves to laugh

I know I got a girl, but I need a Ceairra in my life.

by QueenCeaCea May 7, 2015

Chairman Lmao

Any body who uses the term 'lmao' in excessive and unnecessary amounts.

"what you been up to?"
"nuthin much lmaooooooo"
"ok, Chairman Lmao"
"huh?"

by Fragmaroom July 13, 2006

Chairman Meow

The greatest cat owned by the greatest warlock evvvveeeerrrr. Everyone loves him (especially Alec Lightwood).

Magnus: Have you seen Chairman Meow?
Alec: No but he's the greatest cat ever

by Will_Herondale August 2, 2018

chadrool

a stupid person, a brain with the intellect of a squash

Hey Chadrool, a ba fongole, wadda you numbnuts or what?

by Bob L July 3, 2003

chairk

to stab someone in the upper abdominal cavity and then place a lit cigar, cigarette, or pipe in the wound, which is then "smoked" by the sucking of the victim's punctured lung.

"This asshole was smoking in the waiting room of the hospital, so I chairked him with his own cigar!"

by Wei Ji April 10, 2008