Carpet Bomb

When having intercourse with a female, as you are about to ejaculate, pull out and splooge on her pubic hair.

"How was last night with Sophie?"
"Brah, I totally carpet bombed that hoe! My nut was all over that bush."

by TheTarkKnight March 10, 2015

carpet nashing

Anyone performing oral sex on a woman. Specifically the representation of the 😖 Emoji for the unhappy carpet nasher, and the 😛 Emoji used for "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher.

She didn't know there would be carpet nashing that evening and had forgotten to take a shower.

by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016

caprecia

a girl who will beat ass if she has to. she is strong and independent but hoplessly falls for the ones she knows will hurt her. but be careful because she will break a heart too. her big hair and her bestfriend arent the only thing she keeps close around.

"oh caprecia? are you talking about the girl with the big hair who dates the hoe?"

by loreyna19 February 16, 2017

carpetmuncher

a women or man who takes places in eating monkey(pussy) while obtaining a carpet burn on there face

she is such a carpetmuncher

by mezzy April 30, 2003

Carpetbagger

Someone who brakes into your house, or room, and steals as many valuables as quickly as they can.

Last night i went to the bathroom and when i came back some carpetbagger had taken my laptop, camera, and cellphone.

by Hurricane7410 February 8, 2009

Carpet Twat

A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.

"fair enough"

"erm... er carpet twat"

by Riga 09 February 24, 2009

Carpet Cleaner

Female version of a blumpkin!

She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!

by tunzo February 4, 2010