Skip to main content

carolina pitchfork

When 4 guys measure their flaccid penises together at room temperature to see who’s is the longest.
I was the winner of the Carolina Pitchfork.
by Cheezybuiscuits March 5, 2024
mugGet the carolina pitchfork mug.

Carolina Copy

When you accidentally fuck your girlfriends identical twin in a serious case of mistaken identity.
My girlfriend was out of town and I accidentally had a Carolina Copy with her sister.
by Honeybiscuit349 March 27, 2024
mugGet the Carolina Copy mug.

Carolina Shaker

The act of eating many chillis, shitting into your partners orifice. And then preceding to give glorious backshots, to shake it all up.
John: Yo bro, i just gave your dad the Carolina Shaker
Steve: What
by Sugoi Sensei July 16, 2024
mugGet the Carolina Shaker mug.

Carolina Caramel Apple

When you fuck a bitch on the rag, then pull out and make her blow you.
Yo, my girl was actin a fool last night and on her period, so I gave her a Carolina Caramel Apple.
by Beardedfootlong June 6, 2024
mugGet the Carolina Caramel Apple mug.

Carolina Drain Snake

The act of shitting downs one throat and skull fucking it down with passion.
by Southern sex terms February 4, 2025
mugGet the Carolina Drain Snake mug.

Carolina-Pt 1.

Oh, when it comes to Carolina I don’t even know where to begin. Seriously I don’t,When you first look at Carolina, you will undoubtedly see the most radiant curly hair. If you look just below her perfect hair you will see the most stunning eyes, irresistible face that needs to be kissed everywhere and a perfect smile. Carolina is someone who may be reserved when you first meet her, she can be weary of others at times and remain to herself. However, if you start talking to her you will undoubtedly uncover that she has the sweetest heart and a soul that is made out of gold. Carolina is someone who will do anything for you, without expecting anything in return. Someone who wants the best for you, believes in you, supports you, and overall is just one if not the most amazing human beings you will ever come across. So, if you get the chance to be in her presence show her the utmost respect, gratitude, love, patience, care and support because I can assure you that you will NEVER meet a women like her. She’s extremely tough, she has experienced many extremes throughout her 20 years of living. Yet, you would never expect that in the slightest. She is the good in the world, goes out of her way to help others, makes sure homeless get something to eat when she sees them, she is beyond genuine and she almost seems not real due to the abundance of kindness within her heart. Carolina does all of on her own, which is astonishing. She just wants to leave an ever lasting impact on this world.
Stranger: Jeez Luis, Is that Carolina?

Derek: Yes that is, and she is my whole entire world.

Carolina-Pt 1.
by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025
mugGet the Carolina-Pt 1. mug.

Carolina Pt 2.

Little does she know, She’s left an everlasting impact on my heart and it belongs only to her. Carolina I’m so lucky to have you in my life, yes I’m a young man as I’m only 21, yet I know you have all the makings of being the best wife and MY wife. Carolina is someone who knows every single song! You may get frustrated because you want to show her a new song, then all of a sudden she starts singing it word for word. But, I can promise you all of your frustrations will evaporate in thin air as soon as she looks at you with those eyes, as soon as she gives you a warm hug, or bites your nose, pops your fingers, gives you a million kisses all over your face, or even tickling you. Just make sure you don’t tickle her because she will exclaim you must STOP. Hey Carolina, it’s me Derek. I want to let you know you have my heart, you’re simply a joy to be around, the umbrella on rainy days for me, the light in the darkest and a person who never fails to cheer me up. I want you to know I truly love you, I understand what the past entailed and how it allowed us to grow within ourselves. Even with that being said, you’ve always been my rock, my home and my love. Wherever the future takes us, I vow to take each step hand in hand with one another, to build together and accomplish all the goals we have. Regardless if we make all those come true or not time will tell, still I want to spend it together. I wanted to take the time to ask you a question, will you be my valentine again?
Carolina, I have an important question for you.

Will you be my valentine?

Carolina Pt 2.
by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025
mugGet the Carolina Pt 2. mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email