Grand Canyon

While having sex with a girl, grab a rolling pin or other large shaped object and ream her twat. once you pull the object out and her gash is gaping, yell into her twat lips "Hello" and wait for the echo.

Her gaping gash echoed like the Grand Canyon!

by DRJ12341234 October 13, 2011

nick cannon

Someone who is hilarious

"Nick Cannon is hilarious" - Dave Chappelle's son

by Cascade Cabernet April 27, 2004

cantonment

a city in Florida.
a bad ass gang.
the 'CAN'

Joe: Where you from man
Bill: You already know man i throw up them C's cause im from the 'CAN' Cantonment brah.

by Robby Snitter May 24, 2007

cock canyon

pussy, vigina,a girls thing for a guy to stick his dick into

Wow, I wanna take a dip into that cock canyon

by me April 20, 2005

cantonese cupcake

Making love to a woman,then ejaculating in her naval(belly button) and then consuming it like a jello shooter.

Randy is so nasty,last night he did a cantonese cupcake on jenny.

by snatchy Mcsnatcherson July 31, 2009

Ham Canyon

NOUN. 1)A virgina, pussy, cunt, gash, that has had years of pounding, and has developed quite a canyon!! The "lips" classify as the Ham. 2) A stage that the virgina has reached in its life. Next Stage would be the FULL OUT "MEAT CURTAINS" (See Deli-meats). "Roast Beef Sandwich no bread!! 3) A dirty whore, that has fucked a lot of big cocks and foreign objects
When in such condition, usually the term "Ham Canyon" will get longer (lips) by the fuck!!

If it wasn't for that chicks monsterous "Ham Canyon", we would or never gotten the shot of her "Moose-Knuckle" (I.E. Camel Toe) also (See Monster Hanging Lippage)

by Drew-Bomb October 13, 2005

douche cannon

Referring to one who is a huge douche bag. That said person shoots their mouth off while simultaneously maintaining douche bag status.

That girl in your finance class who answers the professor's rhetorical questions outloud is the epitome of a douche cannon.

by Austin,Tdub, Dmoney,Smorilla April 4, 2008