cotton cancer 

Asbestos

That's an old ass building. Watch out for the cotton cancer.

cotton cancer by Momo72097 April 23, 2024

Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.

Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.

Turbo Cancer by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024

Funny Cancer 

Funny Cancer is a large group of diseases that can start in almost any organ or tissue of the body when abnormal cells grow uncontrollably, go beyond their usual boundaries to invade adjoining parts of the body and/or spread to other organs - but funny

My aunt died of Funny Cancer - A really funny person

Funny Cancer by Yezi Ou May 23, 2024

ass cancer 

what killed Farrah Fawcett

Dutch: what killed Farrah Fawcett?

Ivan: ass cancer

ass cancer by IrishTwink June 14, 2024

Throat cancer 

The insinuation being that God ACTIVELY murders dissidents... With cancer.

Hym "That's the insinuation of the throat cancer thing by the way."

Throat cancer by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

hood cancer 

Slang for AIDS/HIV

I’m gonna die anyways, my boyfriend gave me hood cancer.

hood cancer by anonymous March 14, 2025

Russian Cancer Vaccine

Oh! See? Did you round up some of those cancer resistant wolves? What about the jellyfish thing? That was it, wasn't it?

Hym "Oh! Russian cancer vaccine? See? I told you that once we get some of those cancer wolves going we would be in business."

Russian Cancer Vaccine by Hym Iam November 26, 2025