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Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.
A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.
by chinrest October 20, 2011
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cake file

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes
1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file
by Oncomingstorm77 April 25, 2008
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cake segger

A person who eats cake or desserts after sex as part of aftercare.
"After sugging deez nuts, she became a real cake segger."
by 848693@3&3&2@2 August 6, 2021
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cake-friend

cake-friend (n.)

1. A person whom one likes to bake with.
2. A person whom one knows and trusts with all cake recipes.

3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle to create the best cakes.

4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the cake world movement.
Taster: "Wow! This lemon pound cake is killer!"
Baker: "Oh Thanks! Alissa gave me that recipe, every recipe she gives me turns out great. She is my one true cake-friend."
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Chode cake

A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.
After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.
by queenofgeneva September 18, 2014
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lard cake

The Little Debbie cakes that are made for every holiday, the original being the Zebra Cakes. Called lard cakes because the icing is made with so much lard it leaves a grease layer on the roof of your mouth after eating them.
I love these lard cakes , but hate wiping the grease off the roof of my mouth after eating them.
by Cledis and Mojo November 30, 2011
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diaper cake

a present left in a baby's diaper as a result of their poopy being in the shape of a small chocolate cake
Tyler just smushed his diaper cake when he fell on his ass in the sandbox!
by Ms. Carter3 January 24, 2011
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