To release the contents of the enlarged, saclike portion of the alimentary canal in a violent manner, especially after you view your parents having sex.
Dude, I, (raaaalllllppphhh) just seen, (baaaaarrrrrfffffff) my parents, (Huuurrrrrlllll) fucking!
SHIT MAN, I would have to blow chunks right fucking now, man.
An individual who has great ability in being crunk or under the purple haze. A crunksensei is also wise and does not follow the maxims imposed by society.