MAD COW

MAD COWs - Mums And Dads & Carers Of Wobblies. And acronym for the parents and carers of people with a disability. Originated in South Australia in 2009 by mothers at a disability playgroup.

Missy is off to her MAD COW group.

Tash is having the MAD COWs over for a BBQ.

by Naughty Naomi June 9, 2010

Man-Cow Love

When a man loves his cows more than he could ever love a woman.

Man-Cow Love: When a dairy farmer spends more time and money on his cows than his girlfriend.

by farmerswife June 6, 2013

milking the brown cow

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot

Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.

by big_schnasty January 31, 2005

rat cow

a person who's fat and their face looks like a god damn rat.

aka Sammie

Omg, she's a total fucking rat cow.

by TheAnachronism April 30, 2007

Don't have a cow man

One of Bart Simpson's telltale catchphrases

"don't have a cow man" said Bart after he burnt down Skinner's house

by B. B. Turtle-Blackbee October 8, 2020

grazing cow

(v.)
A form of sexual intercourse involving classic rear-entry. Upon insertion, the "pitcher" leans over and chews on the "catcher's" hair. During this act, the "pitcher" fondles the mammaries of the "catcher," thus "milking" the cow and completing this act of immense ecstasy.

She struggled a bit when I threw the grazing cow her way, but eventually she begged for it, screaming "Moo! Mooo-rree!"

by Big Barky February 29, 2008

fluffy cow

a name for a fat female with an excess amount of pubic hair

Do you remember Donna at the Mardi Gras party when she stripped?
Yeah! She was the nastiest fluffy cow I'd ever seen!

by Senorcheeseballs April 15, 2017