Couchslut

A person that is always on the couch.

Man get up and do something you couchslut. Video games are bad for ya.

by Blazeman March 30, 2010

couch jumper

A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise

Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.

by Dr. Rockett July 2, 2012

couch thirty

Almost like beer thirty, except it's the bitter sweet time of day where you and your couch hang out just before you hit the sack.

Couch thirty comes after beer thirty, but before bed thirty.

by Jergense October 31, 2013

couch

to sit on his lap

i want to couch you and kiss you.

by Krkič December 16, 2020

turkey couch

a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.

"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"

"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."

by Hillary Claire November 8, 2007

Velvet Couch

The all involving, all defining street culture king of Brisbane.

Velvet Couch c*nt, and we're stopping the nation

by skonevc February 7, 2009

Getting caught up

The act of having too many hoes and they find out about each other

Dude I'm getting caught up with Jessica and Marie both are coming to dinner with me

by Vanilla shake August 3, 2022