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Dry Cake 

A cake or food which is made extremely rich and is basicly uneatable and unpleasant to eat. The maker of the cake shows that they still need some lessons and to be taught properly how to make a nice cake. The cake can be dry in a number of ways such as making it well in advanced of intending to eat it, making it a week before you will eat it. Another way to make it dry is to place dry things on the top of it such as chocolate finger biscuits or Maltesers. The end result is that you have made something which is unpleasant to eat.
Person 1: Check out that Cake
Person 2: That looks so dry
Person 1: It tastes dryer than the sahara desert
Person 2: Wow that must be a Dry Cake
Dry Cake by wtso1 February 21, 2012
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builder's cake 

A being (especially female) who wears far too much make-up, usually foundation, for it to have any positive effect. The "builder's" part of the phrase refers to the foundation, and the "cake" refers to the amount of foundation.
Damn! Look at Sabrina; she's such a builder's cake.
builder's cake by Josh Byrnes September 6, 2005

On that like pound cake 

A classy way to announce that your interested when somebody attractive comes along that you would desire to have intercourse with.
Dang! That's a fine looking buttox! I'm on that like pound cake.

german chocolate funnel cake 

A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.
Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?

big fat chocolate cake 

"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"

"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."

Layer Cake 

Layer cake, A term describing the violent and dark layers of the organised crime world.
Welcome to the layer cake (the criminal world) - Quote taken from the brit gangster flick 'LAYER CAKE'
Layer Cake by Matthew Harrison September 29, 2004

cakegender 

not a real gender, not valid at all
I’m cakegender, I feel “light and fluffy
cakegender by lovelyyylol August 3, 2021