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Basic Bitch

A creature unlike any other in this modern society. They are a very numerous species, despite their insistence that each of them are special snowflakes. Their habits are easy to study, as their prowling ground is any Starbucks cafe, which holds the main staple of their diet: the pumpkin spice latte. Again, despite their insistence that they are all unique, they all wear the same things: vests with fur in the neck, tights, and Uggz boots. Most basic bitches are white blondes or brunettes. The main deity of their religion is Taylor Swift, the goddess of basicness. However they like to mix it up and listen to mainstream rappers like Kanye West and Drake to enforce their personal belief that they are "hood." If one is bear a pack of basic bitches, be advised as their basicness will either suck you in, drive you crazy, or annoy you to the point of suicide.
BB#1: We're not basic bitches, we are unique and special!
BB#2: Yeah Taylor Swift speaks to us all differently!

BB#3: And our Uggz and vests are all different colors and sizes!
BB#4: Like stop being so judgmental, all we want is our pumpkin spice lattes!
Barista: *facepalm
by Iroquois Plissken March 24, 2016
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Bitch Gene

The Bitch Gene that all women have inherited that makes them bitches
Feminist women all have the Bitch gene
by Mavronumon December 12, 2012
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bitch, the door

When someone says or does something stupid and they just need to exit the premises. Because that was some stupid shit And you cannot come back from that.
Wtf.. Bitch, the door. Bye.
by Himybabies April 6, 2016
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sittin bitch

with 3 people in the back seat, the one in the middle is sittin bitch
we passed by my friends car, and donte was sittin bitch
by Jacks1213 October 16, 2007
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Windy Bitch

Somebody who is scared to get out and face the wind or any inclement weather.
John "Hey I'd like to go outside and play football but the weather is really bad out there"

Jimmy "Dude stop being a windy bitch"
by Detroits Dagen December 13, 2010
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Slippery Bitch

A woman who at first seems cool but turns out to be one sneaky bitch, commonly an extreme and sinister one.
Man, that Good Samaritan lady from MISERY turned out to be one slippery bitch!

I was about to do this hott 10 but the slippery bitch turned out to be a dude!

I thought I was the true playa but I got played by that ho yo, coz that slippery bitch was doing key members of my main rival street gang!
by thequietsun August 7, 2011
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fucken bitch

Means when one of you friends is being stupid or if you are arguing with someone you hate.
e.x, Jaskirt (It is me so im not targeting anyone) is being such a fucken bitch.
by Jaskirat Sra January 17, 2018
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