boner orange

color of penis when eating cheese puffs and masturbating

the doctor told josh" no more cheese puffs your organ will turn boner orange

by BLS13 August 28, 2009

boner control

the amount of control one has over his boners.

when wearing sweat pants it's important to have good boner control.

by respectcomedy December 10, 2009

Boner-flip

The act of flipping ones boner up into the waist band of ones pants to avoid an awkward public erection. (gym short not recommended)

Guy-So I was with my girlfriend and a group of her friends the other day and I got a boner. We were in the mall so I had to pull a boner-flip...

Friend-you weren't wearing gym shorts, were you?

by Gym Shorts January 24, 2011

sweater boner

when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection

guy one: oh shit man

guy two: what?

guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed

by awwshitman April 11, 2010

Giggle boner

An erection one gets when they giggle too hard.

When my girlfriend tickles me I get a giggle boner.

by Chapacabra September 4, 2010

Java Boner

An erection caused by one's obsession with the programming language Java.

My Professor doesn't let me use C++ because he has a Java Boner.

by BillyTheExterminator May 5, 2011

Apple Boner

What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.

"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"

"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."

by StinkyCologne October 18, 2011