Beaded Curtain

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.

I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.

by Craig Ferg June 30, 2011

Beaver

The nickname of the character of "Cassidy Casablancas" that starred on two seasons of "Veronica Mars" but committed suicide at end of S2.

ME: "I got Season 2 of Veronica Mars, and I watched the final episode of S2 last night, and all I can say is it was SO shocking!"
YOU: "I HATE Beaver! I can't believe what he did to Veronica and to Mac, and blowing up that plane, and I was SO shocked when he jumped off the roof!"

by Lisa Parnell February 8, 2009

Beaver Tail

The male defecates (poops) in and around the woman's vagina lips. he then grabs his scrotum with his bare hands. and pats down the shit inside of her. All in all having a good time.

Wow i gave Carla the best Beaver tail last night! She will be cleaning it for years!

by Jagak November 25, 2009

beaverface

a less sever form of cuntface or cunthead

Yo, beaverface, get out of my way. You annoying the hell out of me, beaverface.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god December 28, 2005

beaver jerky

said of old woman genitalia; old beaver; includes the area near the clitoris; available to old men who can't get anything better

Is beaver jerky any good? You seem young to have settled for beaver jerky. Beavery jerky is better than nothing.

by nunya biznus June 12, 2006

Beaver Sharp

The term: Beaver Sharp is used to denote someone who instinctively knows how to get a woman into bed on the first date - A man who always scores with women and is a romancer, a dancer, a cunning player, whatever it takes.

man A: Man you aint that good looking but you always pull, how
come?
man B: well I guess thats coz I must be beaver sharp

by backdoortrojan May 6, 2008

Pananian Marsh Beaver

The native beaver of the Panania region. Known for its tempermental state and cases of extreme violence towards humans and other species. Found in the Pananian Marshes, its size varies from that of a normal beaver to the huge specimens found near nuclear waste barrels. Currently the target of a steralisation program by the PBSP.
Known diseases/issues: MBD, tendency to go mango.

"Run! Its a pananian marsh beaver!"

"That Pananian marsh beaver beaverised that little boy for no apparent reason."

by D.E March 18, 2004