punani breakfast

a random word that people say when its awkward and theres nothing else to say.

um............ punani breakfast

punani breakfast by jbjijonhohbf October 20, 2010

French Breakfast 

A sexual act involving elderly breasts that resemble the popular French breakfast food known as Crêpes. This must include fruit of some kind such as Strawberries, Blueberries, ect. The fruit can be fresh or canned.

Hey your grandma had me over last night, things got a little crazy, and the next morning I was greeted with a nicely arranged French Breakfast.

French Breakfast by Krazypoloc November 22, 2011

Bed and Breakfast 

Having a Sandman Sprinkle at night and a Wake and Bake in the morning.

Smoking marijuana at night and getting very high before going to sleep then waking up the next day and smoking more weed and getting very high before getting out of bed.

Me and the guys went on a camping trip and had Bed and Breakfast everyday we were out there.

Bed and Breakfast by The Usual Stranger June 10, 2009

Continental Breakfast 

A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.

The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!

"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."

Continental Breakfast by Ringo Ruben January 24, 2008

salty breakfast 

A blow job in the morning.

"Honey, will you please serve me up some of that salty breakfast?"

salty breakfast by Rachel & Claire November 1, 2005

Instant Breakfast

When Law Enforcement SUDDENLY (therefore "INSTANT") becomes aware -- after the fact -- that many previous murders, probably stretching over many years time -- are actually the work of a SERIAL killer ("serial" sounds like "cereal" = "breakfast").

O'MALLY: Oh my God!

DRUMMOND: What O'Mally?

O'MALLY: Instant Breakfast, Drummond!

DRUMMOND: Are you sure? What cases are you talking about?

O'MALLY: Come here. I'll show you.

Instant Breakfast by Detective Baretta November 22, 2006

German Breakfast 

the man fills the womans vagina with cum,then they both eat cereal out of it.

"me and the wife had a good old fashioned German Breakfast."

German Breakfast by big peen joe June 12, 2013