Sandwich board

A sign comprising of two boards strapped to a religious man carrying a message of doom.

A sandwich board carrying the message "You're a loser - Craig Jackson"

by Geordie racer October 14, 2011

Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

by acw11790 February 12, 2012

Coffee Boarding

Much like Water Boarding, Coffee Boarding is used to keep the interrogation lively. It serves two purposed, 1. it is used to interrogate the subject, 2. to sleep deprive the subject at the same time.

Joe Someone was captured and they used Coffee Boarding to try to beak him. After eight days of no sleep he broke.

by meowmeowmeow1212 July 19, 2012

ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2013

italian boardroom

Sauna

Not feeling good after too much grappa last night.... Need to hit the Italian Boardroom.

by Johnny Hillmod September 14, 2013

pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.

"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"

by docsloth October 28, 2013

HUVr boarded

To get insanely excited for something, only to discover its not real or you cant have it.

Like when someone gives you one of those prank scratch tickets and you reveal a million dollar winner and you freak out and they laugh at you and tell you its fake.

"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"

by JezebelfromHell March 19, 2014