Bird Turgling

The act of stealing somebody's toilet seat mid poo

You bird turgling buffoon you've ruined grandma's Christmas

Bird Turgling by ChipTurglesBirds December 31, 2025

Bird's Fart

New Zealand slang for the crack of dawn, very early in the morning.

We'll have to wake up at bird's fart if we want to make our tee time tomorrow mate!

Bird's Fart by lntg February 11, 2026

Bird's-eye Mum

Raising bird's-eye daughters and bird's-eye sons. Has dirty skirting boards, dirty oven and dirty fridge, no long green beens on the hob just beans.

15 minute meals, smiley faces, spaghetti hoops and chicken dippers.

She's a bird's-eye mum bro

Bird's-eye Mum by CouncilEstateSlang February 18, 2026

Bird Baptism

You fucked something questionable Saturday night, so you get to church early Sunday morning and dip your bird in the Baptism bowl.

I think Stacy had the clap, so I did a Bird Baptism the next day.

Bird Baptism by EmilyReiser February 23, 2026

Bird Dog

When a stripper puts a dollar bill over her vagina and then proceeds to propel said dollar bill into the air via queef.

Yo give me a dollar bill, I’m gonna ask the stripper to bird dog!

Bird Dog by Lenny3 February 28, 2026

Bird's nest

Someone who left a shit stain in the toilet resembling a bird's nest

Clean up the bird's nest you left after your dump

Bird's nest by BSPWN May 3, 2026

Bird War

When a group of two or more people flip each other off.

Carson flipped the teacher off, the teacher flipped Carson off, they were stuck in a bird war.

Bird War by Lozo May 13, 2026