Beef curtains

Extended and long hanging lavia, found on women that have been very sexually active.

That girl at the party, Tanner, had the longest beef curtains.

by Niglet32 July 20, 2011

Beef Curtains

When a girl has had too much sex, her Vulva usually resembles beef curtains.

"I bet that slut's vagina looks like beef curtains!"
"Her beef cutains flap in the wind!"

by Paulaa December 14, 2008

Beef Clown

Someone who shows up to a party dressed as a clown and tends to be confrontational. They are commonly in denial about their status as a Beef Clown and are abrasive when reminded of it.

I can't believe Karen is still in denial, everyone knows she is a huge beef clown!

by TheSauce330 July 1, 2011

beef drapes

A soggy wet pussy.

"I'm not going near Crystals beef drapes."

by Anthony March 1, 2004

beef a cheddar

to let loose a fart that is real bad

when you eat fast food late at night you wake up and beef a cheddar

by pelon July 29, 2006

Beef Cake

a canned pound of meat that says makes you beefy but really makes the stuff under your skin beef. You become over weight and when you bleed you bleed cow blood instead. Beef starts oozing out of cuts. Makes it more difficult to piss because of the beef clogging everything down there.

After I had some of this Beef Cake My cock is too heavy to get boners.

by Nico H. February 29, 2008

beef cake

a description of a big muscly women with a mans voice

emily sexton of royton,manchester is a beef cake

by bob September 4, 2004