Alabama Car wash

After a male has ejaculated into a female's vagina. The female gets on top of his chest and washes him in his own sperm. ;)

Meagan gave Shawn an Alabama car wash.

by Anezcooper April 19, 2015

Alabama Coon Stomp

When you take a shit on your friends floor, then proceed to goomba stomp it.

“Why is there shit sprayed all over the living room”
“Oh Jason came Alabama Coon Stomped that room, be careful where you step”

by C.heeto June 11, 2021

alabama corn hole

The act of having sex with a close family member

I gave cousin Jill an Alabama Corn Hole

by gvvfgftghhy April 9, 2019

Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.

Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record

by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018

Alabama Mud Dog

When 6 black are in a circle and one white guys in the middle and the black guys proceed to shit on the white guy and turn him black.

Hey last night me and the boys (gabe, jonah,DJ,orly,daniel,and nick) gave troche an alabama mud dog. He is so black you can't even see him in the light.

by the 6 putsmeowwwws January 31, 2023

Alabama Lizard Taint

The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.

Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.

by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016

Alabama White Elephant

When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass

Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.

by Not Jordan Jones January 17, 2019