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Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair
Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear
by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019
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Alabama Wine Cooler

When a man pees inside a woman's pussy. This sex act is said to have originated in Cloverdale, Alabama. It is the ugly step-cousin to a golden shower.
Karen said Bryan pulled out his giant penis on their first date, proceeded to pee in her pussy, then hollered "Ooh wee!! Damn straight if I didn't just pour myself an Alabama wine cooler!!".
by Pollyesther70 September 2, 2019
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alabama christian academy

Also known as 'ACA'

In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes

In short, Almost Christian Assholes
Everyone that goes there are true model citizens, after all they go and spend their weekends getting drunk in a Rooms-To-Go Parking lot! True ACA students!

Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!
by Prolapsed Rectum Licker May 26, 2018
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Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey

The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.
Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!
by Vishy69 February 28, 2020
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Alabama Kickin Chicken

When you take raw chicken skin and put hot sauce on it and masturbate with it around your penis.
I didnt get any last night so I decided I would please myself with some Alabama Kickin Chicken.
by Smitty Brothers March 1, 2020
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Alabama Rim Rocket

When you insert a firecracker into your cousins ass and eat the bloody asshole
"Bro I heard Orion and Carter went wild at the party last night and an Alabama Rim rocket sent them to the hospital"
by Mama kendig May 30, 2020
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Alabama hammer slammer

When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.
by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017
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