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The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat
by Your real name is your real na October 18, 2019
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asian jesus

asian with dreads, not necessarily christian
Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.
by asianjesus September 8, 2006
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stupid fucking asian cunts

a ref in proclub that gives you a straight red even thought they cannot see because they have squinty chinky gay eyes that do not open.
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Dirty Jungle Asian

Someone who hails from the warmer tropical Asian lands which are closer to the equator (Vietnam, Philippines, etc.), as opposed to northern Asians (Japan, China, Korea). Due to the warmer climates, the Southern Asian nations are darker in skin tone and less developed economically, etc.
Vietnam/Philippines are looked upon by Japan/Korea the same way White people from Utah look upon Mexicans/Guatamalans.
Berrill: "Dude, shave that greasy looking porn 'stache! You look like a child molester!"

Tom: "Get off my back. I'm a DJA (Dirty Jungle Asian). You're lucky I'm not swinging from vines in the treetops flinging feces at you, like all my relatives do back home in Vietnam.
by Military Industrial Complex March 27, 2009
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asian porn

by Blake Martin January 21, 2004
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east african asian

A person that has an asian origin , but has lived most of their life , or was born in east africa . Different to people coming from India or {pakistan . Speak Swahili and are very cool people .
Nadia is an east african asian because she can speak swahili and is from kenya .
by JamboKenya September 9, 2008
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Asian Masturbation

To masturbate with 2 fingers. Most commonly the thumb and index finger.

95% of Asian men have tiny (under 3 1/2 inch) penises, causing them to only masturbate with 2 fingers because they cant comfortably fit any more. The saying also applies to those who arent Asian but still have tiny penises and can only fit 2 fingers around it.
Gavin practices Asian Masturbation because he has a 2 1/2 inch penis, he cant fit any more fingers around it
by 0101010105 May 21, 2010
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