Alaskan Rodeo

Shitting on a girls chest and spreading as much shit on her as you can while eating her out.

Hey Daniel I held an Alaskan rodeo on Susan for 3 whole minutes last Friday.

by SlothO April 12, 2020

Alaskan Bobsledders

A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.

"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"

by SenorChooch November 26, 2020

Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"

by Eco Afela July 8, 2023

Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.

Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!

by Rionox March 2, 2023

Alaskan oil check

A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus

Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏

by Avrazchupac May 31, 2024

Alaskan Nachos

Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.

Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"

David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"

by ErikZona February 1, 2020

Alaskan Thunderstorm

The act of violently shitting on your partner, then using a taser to their testicles during their climax.

“Did you get laid last night?”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”

by fart+piss+shit+cum=screenshot December 7, 2021