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Get the Alaskan Sunrise mug.Alaska fountain is when your partner is restrained to the bed while you place a snorkland mask on their face and fill it with a piss filled Frozen snorkel. As it melts and mask fills with pee pee the screams and the panic shoot fluid up the snorkel making a fountain. In 1817 the founders of remote island in Alaska would us this act of love to to install family values like stockholm syndrome. in there underage kidnapped wife's.
Alaskan fountain should be used when water boarding meets 1 sided love romances. bring love into a basment
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Get the Alaskan fountain mug.The act of placing a dip, chew, or nicotine pouch in one's upper lip instead of the traditional lower lip. This is often done to be more discreet, as it is less noticeable and doesn't require spitting
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Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it
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